Two warriors, from the future, are tasked to go back in time to prevent the great Kabbage apocalypse from happening in order to save mankind.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| SSeth Roman WituckiGibson | Gibson |
| KKeith Anthony SciaccaCage | Cage |
 Lloyd KaufmanCatholic Clown Girl #1 | Catholic Clown Girl #1 |
 Rich EvansWillyson (voice) | Willyson (voice) |
| RRyan Joseph MauerMayor Babbage | Mayor Babbage |
| AAustin RogersAl | Al |
| TTimothy BanfieldSharona (voice) | Sharona (voice) |
| SStephanie Michelle GurnoeLiz Bixby | Liz Bixby |
| JJoe SbarTinfoil Andre | Tinfoil Andre |
| MMichael A. DotsonOfficer Jablowski | Officer Jablowski |
| EElizabeth D'AmbrosioCatholic Clown Girl #2 | Catholic Clown Girl #2 |
| PPete AccetturoNews Anchor | News Anchor |
| MMichelle K. SibbaldOfficer Finkleburn | Officer Finkleburn |
| RRobert Joseph QuinnMorty Morgenstern | Morty Morgenstern |
| KKeith Michael McDonaldCabbage Man #1 | Cabbage Man #1 |
| DDanial O'BrienCircus Clown Boyfriend | Circus Clown Boyfriend |