After losing another job, two idiots embark on an adventure of mythic proportion: to acquire "Feed Bags," the discontinued entire-meal-in-a-bag, to impress their two equally dim-witted dates. When the only convenience store in town that carries the discontinued food item is found closed, Waylon and Buzz break in and can't break out.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Corin NemecWaylen Smythe | Waylen Smythe |
 David FaustinoBusby 'Buzz' Frawley | Busby 'Buzz' Frawley |
 Caroline KeenanKristi | Kristi |
 Danielle HarrisBarbie | Barbie |
 Robert StackThe Gooch | The Gooch |
| EErnie VincentIrving Trotman | Irving Trotman |
 Maurice ChasseFievel Tenenbaum | Fievel Tenenbaum |
 Frank ClemSam | Sam |
| HHyrum PattersonHodge | Hodge |
 Patrick CupoTaxi Guy | Taxi Guy |
 Ali MacLeanSpidergirl | Spidergirl |
 David ZellnerCopy Guy | Copy Guy |
 Kelly Jean PetersMrs. Delvecchio | Mrs. Delvecchio |
| JJacob SidneyJimmy Delvecchio | Jimmy Delvecchio |
| AAmber WilliamsCindy Minigucci | Cindy Minigucci |
| CChristopher WatsonTrout | Trout |
 Bunny SummersNurse Blatch | Nurse Blatch |
| TTara CrespoDoor Girl | Door Girl |
| KKathy DoyleBlonde | Blonde |
 Dana MillicanShannon Stahlworthy | Shannon Stahlworthy |
| LLouis LackosCop | Cop |
| AAnastacia C. NemecNatasha Uung | Natasha Uung |
| HHank CrowellPrincess (voice) | Princess (voice) |
 Jonathan FahnAl Pachinko (voice) | Al Pachinko (voice) |