Smugglers are on the loose and a thriving black market in salami is plaguing the nation. Clark and McCullough are hired to catch the smugglers. They are soon up to their ears in salami.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| BBobby ClarkBlackstone - The 'Diplomat' | Blackstone - The 'Diplomat' |
| PPaul McCulloughBlodgett | Blodgett |
 Ferdinand MunierKing Phooey | King Phooey |
 Leni StengelThe Queen | The Queen |
 Francis McDonaldDisputin | Disputin |
| CCharles IrwinNikki, the Prime Minister | Nikki, the Prime Minister |
 Neal BurnsMessenger | Messenger |