Ralph Long sets out to become a real life fucking super hero, calling himself "Kick-Azz." Ralph gets caught up in a bigger fucking battle when he meets Big Dick, a former cop who, in his quest to bring down the Sex Lord, has trained his step-daughter to be the ruthless vigilante Hit-Woman.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Abella AndersonManager | Manager |
 Alanah RaePorn Star | Porn Star |
 Alexis GraceSmoking Bitch | Smoking Bitch |
 Emma HeartPorn Star | Porn Star |
 Esperanza GomezEsperanza | Esperanza |
 Estrella FloresHooker | Hooker |
 Isis TaylorHit Girl | Hit Girl |
 Nena LindaPorn Star | Porn Star |
 Adam WoodAdam / Big Dick | Adam / Big Dick |
| DDommy BBig Dommy / Red Pubes | Big Dommy / Red Pubes |
 Eric JoverEric Jover | Eric Jover |
 Evan StoneDavid Stone / Car Thief | David Stone / Car Thief |
 Jim PowersFranck / The Sex Lord | Franck / The Sex Lord |
 Karlo KarreraOfficer Carlos | Officer Carlos |
 Lee StoneCar Thief | Car Thief |
 Ralph LongRalph / Kick Azz / Jamaican Viewer | Ralph / Kick Azz / Jamaican Viewer |
 Ron JeremyMr. Jeremy | Mr. Jeremy |
| TThe ColonelVoyeur | Voyeur |