The Keystone Hotel hosts a very prestigious beauty contest. When the cross-eyed judge presents the first prize to an elderly cleaning woman, angry members of the audience respond by hurling custard pies. The Keystone Kops are summoned, and arrive just in time to get plastered with pastry.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Ford SterlingSterling, Chief of Police | Sterling, Chief of Police |
 Ben TurpinCount Drewa Blanc | Count Drewa Blanc |
 Chester ConklinMayor Carson | Mayor Carson |
 Hank MannHouse Detective | House Detective |
 Marie PrevostMrs. Clarabelle Sterling | Mrs. Clarabelle Sterling |
 Vivien OaklandMrs. Carmenchita Carson | Mrs. Carmenchita Carson |
 Dewey RobinsonGangster Chief | Gangster Chief |
 Bert RoachHotel Manager | Hotel Manager |
 Leo WhiteFrenchman | Frenchman |
 Jack DuffyMan with Ear Trumpet | Man with Ear Trumpet |
 June GittelsonHefty Autograph Seeker | Hefty Autograph Seeker |