Two baristas completely ignore their job by discussing the filmography of the jersey-wearing New Jerseyan.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| MMeg PoveromoMeg | Meg |
| GGabriella BeepatCustomer | Customer |
 Barnabus WalshBarney | Barney |
| VVincent AshwoodThe Voices (Old Man) | The Voices (Old Man) |
| RRachael WhiteThe Voices (Child) | The Voices (Child) |
 Sarah Lynn RobinsonThe Voices (Mother) | The Voices (Mother) |
 Fern TaylorThe Voices (Southern Lady) | The Voices (Southern Lady) |