Kenny gives us his rendition of Charles Dickens story A Christmas Carol, "with apologies to C. Dickens, Esquire"
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Kenny EverettScrooge | Scrooge |
| BB.A. RobertsonBob Cratchit | Bob Cratchit |
 Spike Milliganthe Ghost of Marley | the Ghost of Marley |
 Anneka RicePandora | Pandora |
 William Rushtonthe Ghost of Christmas Present | the Ghost of Christmas Present |
| DDebbie ArnoldMrs. Cratchit | Mrs. Cratchit |
 James HuntFootman | Footman |
 Peter Cookthe Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come | the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come |
 John HumphrysThe Newsreader | The Newsreader |
 Rory BremnerBob Geldof | Bob Geldof |
 John Wellsthe Ghost of Christmas Past | the Ghost of Christmas Past |
 Michael Barrymorethe Schoolmaster | the Schoolmaster |
| FFrancis Wilsonthe Butler | the Butler |
| SStuart Fellthe Rabbi | the Rabbi |
| TTessa SandersonFootman | Footman |