Three delayed Toronto Maple Leafs fans take matters into their own hands to ensure a win in what remains of their lifetimes.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 François ArnaudBrad | Brad |
 William ShatnerNot listed | Not listed |
 Martin RoachDet. Hatcher | Det. Hatcher |
 Dan AykroydThe Keeper | The Keeper |
 Jason PriestleyPaul | Paul |
 Julian RichingsRick | Rick |
 Dennis AndresRyan | Ryan |
 Barry FlatmanGrandpa | Grandpa |
| GGabriel MattkaCharlie (teen) | Charlie (teen) |
 Jon AmbroseJiri | Jiri |
 Daniel MalikStewart | Stewart |
 Steven VlahosDrunken Fan 2 | Drunken Fan 2 |
 Josh BainbridgeBilly | Billy |
 Deanna JarvisAshley | Ashley |
| MMichaela MayDr. West | Dr. West |
| SSage ArrindellGranddaughter | Granddaughter |
 Cody CrainCup Head | Cup Head |
| IIvan LopezHawks Fan | Hawks Fan |
 Marty McSorleyMarty McSorley | Marty McSorley |
 Neven PajkicSlava | Slava |
 Elizabeth GastAbby Franklin | Abby Franklin |
 Elan EvenDrunken Lead Fan | Drunken Lead Fan |
| FFlex AleoHotel Employee | Hotel Employee |
| HHusnain SherBusboy | Busboy |
| FFrank GualtieriBlackhawk Player | Blackhawk Player |
| SSeth ZoskyBellhop | Bellhop |
| MMegan LegesseHutchie's cashier | Hutchie's cashier |
| MMarcel DionneSelf | Self |
| VVarun GuruHead of Security | Head of Security |
| DDeivan SteeleNervous Agent | Nervous Agent |