Spoof documentary directed by and starring musician/comedian Graham Fellows. Armed only with a handicam and his nerdy inquisitiveness, Sheffield's least fashionable singer-songwriter John Shuttleworth (Fellows) travels to Jersey to discover just how soft it really is down south.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Graham FellowsJohn Shuttleworth/Ken Worthington (voice) | John Shuttleworth/Ken Worthington (voice) |
| FFayeHerself | Herself |
 Martin ParrHimself | Himself |
| SStuart ThomHimself | Himself |
| TTim HumphriesHimself | Himself |