Following the unexpected return of Jesus Christ, a mad political race ensues, as various parties all want to be first to obtain the messiah’s sponsorship.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Alexi PsaltopoulosJesus Christ | Jesus Christ |
 Thomas AireyCassian Kauffman | Cassian Kauffman |
| HHarrison HindeJulius Egan | Julius Egan |
 Will MansfieldFash Ist | Fash Ist |
 Ari PsaltopoulosAntonius Bergman | Antonius Bergman |
 Angus LawWill Solange-Lazarus | Will Solange-Lazarus |
 Sophie EdwardesLaralaine Labcoat | Laralaine Labcoat |
 Maxwell HughesRoth. Asta - of the 'Trinity Party' | Roth. Asta - of the 'Trinity Party' |
| LLuis CrawfordSGT. AR-15 DEMON - of the 'Choice to Bare (Weapons) Party' | SGT. AR-15 DEMON - of the 'Choice to Bare (Weapons) Party' |
| FFelix EckersleySam Titus Dawson - of the 'Marine Interest Party' | Sam Titus Dawson - of the 'Marine Interest Party' |
| SStella AlysandratosDonna Eve - of the 'Proletariat's Party' | Donna Eve - of the 'Proletariat's Party' |
| LLeo Motyl-CoverdaleDean Blake Jr. | Dean Blake Jr. |
| EEsther ShapiroMorgan Buros | Morgan Buros |