| PPhil CaracasJesus Christ | Jesus Christ |
| MMurielle VarhelyiMaxine Schreck | Maxine Schreck |
| MMaria MoultonMary Magnum | Mary Magnum |
| TTim DevriesFather Eustace | Father Eustace |
| IIan DriscollJohnny Golgatha | Johnny Golgatha |
| JJosh GraceDr. Praetorious | Dr. Praetorious |
| TTracy LanceGloria Oddbottom | Gloria Oddbottom |
| GGlen JonesFather Alban | Father Alban |
| MMike FunkDanny Sabbath | Danny Sabbath |
| LLucky RonBlind Jimmy Leper | Blind Jimmy Leper |
| JJeff MoffetSantos | Santos |
| IIvan FreudNarrator | Narrator |
| EErica MurtonMaggie | Maggie |
| AAlex GodinFather Avellino | Father Avellino |
| SShelly PedersonWoman Blessed on the Beach | Woman Blessed on the Beach |
| TThetis BernardBeach Vampire #1 | Beach Vampire #1 |
| AAdel CroteauBeach Vampire #2 | Beach Vampire #2 |
| KKaren FriisDancing Angel #1 | Dancing Angel #1 |
| MMarlene FriisDancing Angel #2 | Dancing Angel #2 |
| GGuen DouglasDancing Angel #3 | Dancing Angel #3 |
| SSarah LevitinDancing Angel #4 | Dancing Angel #4 |
| EEva ColpaartDancing Angel #5 | Dancing Angel #5 |
| RRanita RaggoThe Straight Shooters Waitress | The Straight Shooters Waitress |
| CChristopher R. BuggAtheist #1 | Atheist #1 |
| EEan MurphyAtheist #2 | Atheist #2 |
| GGraham CollinsAllegro Clerk | Allegro Clerk |
| EElinor QuesnelPraetorius' Patient #1 / Wrestling Girl #1 | Praetorius' Patient #1 / Wrestling Girl #1 |
| CChristine DemarbreThe Screaming Lesbian | The Screaming Lesbian |
| AAndy SmithThe Bishop | The Bishop |
| MMarc CharronThe Cop | The Cop |
