Christ is a lesbian with banded breasts. The film is a music video of sorts, using the beat of Depeche Mode's Personal Jesus to accentuate the cuts, beginning with a succession of stills of the crucifix and moving on to short scenes of a winking Besilly as Christ and of Jordan as Mary, who gets her head shaved punk and bares her breasts for the delight of a queer Jesus.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| LLily BesillyJesus | Jesus |