 Jason MewesJay (voice) | Jay (voice) |
 Kevin SmithSilent Bob / Self (voice) | Silent Bob / Self (voice) |
 Eliza DushkuLipstick Lesbian (voice) | Lipstick Lesbian (voice) |
 Tara StrongCocknocker / Small Fry the Science Guy (voice) | Cocknocker / Small Fry the Science Guy (voice) |
 Jon LovitzThe Mad Scientist (voice) | The Mad Scientist (voice) |
 Ralph GarmanDick-Head / Doc Brown (voice) | Dick-Head / Doc Brown (voice) |
 Neil GaimanAlbert the Manservant (voice) | Albert the Manservant (voice) |
 Ben GleibNewsGroup (voice) | NewsGroup (voice) |
 Jennifer Schwalbach SmithBluntgirl (voice) | Bluntgirl (voice) |
 Ray William JohnsonQuick-Stop hipster (voice) | Quick-Stop hipster (voice) |
 Scott MosierThe General / Quick-Stop hipster guy (voice) | The General / Quick-Stop hipster guy (voice) |
| MMing ChenShower Bully 1 (voice) | Shower Bully 1 (voice) |
 Bryan JohnsonShower Bully 2 / Travis the Comic-Hating Bully (voice) | Shower Bully 2 / Travis the Comic-Hating Bully (voice) |
 Walt FlanaganShower Bully 3 / Giagra Ad Narrator (voice) | Shower Bully 3 / Giagra Ad Narrator (voice) |
 Kevin ConroyThe Mayor of Red Bank (voice) | The Mayor of Red Bank (voice) |
| BBrian FaraldoThe Diddler (voice) | The Diddler (voice) |
 Jensen KarpBaby Dick-Head's doctor (voice) | Baby Dick-Head's doctor (voice) |
| SSteve StarkNewsGroup's mom / Internet cafe waitress (voice) | NewsGroup's mom / Internet cafe waitress (voice) |
 Brian O'HalloranDante Hicks (voice) | Dante Hicks (voice) |
 Stan LeeSelf (voice) | Self (voice) |
 Marc BernardinMayor of Asbury Park (voice) | Mayor of Asbury Park (voice) |
| MMatt CohenBank Robber (voice) | Bank Robber (voice) |
| JJames Franco Jr.Photographer (voice) | Photographer (voice) |
 Kyle HebertTall Guy in Crowd / Bluntmobile GPS (voice) | Tall Guy in Crowd / Bluntmobile GPS (voice) |
 Paul HippRing-Wearing Alien (voice) | Ring-Wearing Alien (voice) |
 Brian QuinnPerplexed Bystander (voice) | Perplexed Bystander (voice) |
| LLisa-Marie StarkTravis-Lover / Giagra Ad Girl Voices (voice) | Travis-Lover / Giagra Ad Girl Voices (voice) |
| WWill WilkinsBank Robber Cop 1 (voice) | Bank Robber Cop 1 (voice) |
| MMike ZapcicBank Robber Cop 2 (voice) | Bank Robber Cop 2 (voice) |
