A televised pantomime of Jack and the Beanstalk featuring various celebrities.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Neil MorrisseyJack | Jack |
 Adrian EdmondsonDame Dolly | Dame Dolly |
 Griff Rhys JonesBaron Wasteland | Baron Wasteland |
 Denise Van OutenJill | Jill |
 Morwenna BanksGoldilocks | Goldilocks |
 Julie WaltersFairy Godmother | Fairy Godmother |
 Julian ClaryTim / Baron's Henchman #1 | Tim / Baron's Henchman #1 |
 Peter SerafinowiczBaron's Henchman #2 | Baron's Henchman #2 |
 Will BartonHarp | Harp |
 Paul MertonNarrator | Narrator |