When hordes of gays and lesbians come out "of the closet" in the fictional town of Azalea Springs, Texas, intolerant residents go into a panic about the water supply.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| KKeri Jo ChapmanAlex Stratton | Alex Stratton |
 Teresa GarrettGrace Miller | Grace Miller |
| DDerrick SandersMark Anderson | Mark Anderson |
 Timothy VahleTomas | Tomas |
| BBarbara LasaterLily Talbott | Lily Talbott |
| NNancy ChartierSloan | Sloan |
| JJohn HallumSpencer | Spencer |
| BBeverly MayMrs. Bracken | Mrs. Bracken |