A policy wonk from the Department of Information attempts to come to terms with a mysterious object he can’t seem to get rid of.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Amanda BrutonThe Bartender | The Bartender |
| JJeff HardyThe Clerk | The Clerk |
 Genesis OliverJones | Jones |
| AA. J. SidranskyThe Barfly | The Barfly |