After the conniving understudy of an avant-garde theater group knocks off the star actor, he finds himself in a high-stakes game of cat-and-mouse with Inspector Ike, New York City's Greatest Police Detective.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Ikechukwu UfomaduInspector Ike | Inspector Ike |
 Matt BaratsHarry Newcombe | Harry Newcombe |
 Ana FabregaDeputy Hawthorne | Deputy Hawthorne |
 Grace RexJan | Jan |
 John EarlyChip Conrad | Chip Conrad |
 Aparna NancherlaFran | Fran |
 Anthony OberbeckDeputy Dinardo | Deputy Dinardo |
 Jessica DamouniRita Conrad | Rita Conrad |
 Dorothi FoxEsther | Esther |
| AAlex GoldbergAl | Al |
 River L. RamirezLoretta | Loretta |
 Stavros HalkiasConfused Waiter for 'Al's Pizza' | Confused Waiter for 'Al's Pizza' |
 Colin BurgessActor | Actor |
 Eudora PetersonActor | Actor |
| CCaroline YostActor | Actor |
| DDan ArnesWealthy Criminal | Wealthy Criminal |
| RRhys GradyChristmas Criminal | Christmas Criminal |
 Amy ZimmerStage Magician | Stage Magician |
| TTynan DeLongPhantom | Phantom |
| CCarly LovejoyRockette | Rockette |
| LLeah MotzkinRockette | Rockette |
| SSarah MaddenRockette | Rockette |
| AAlex TatarskyMime | Mime |
| RRyan McGladeKabuki Guy | Kabuki Guy |
| JJen GomaActor | Actor |
| MMike McKayTV Announcer | TV Announcer |