A man comes home to see his wife window washing and he is surprised to find out that she is a latin scholar. She has been dropping hints that she has been cheating with another Latin scholar. Now, he must become fluent in Latin to win her back.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Kirstie AlleyEllie Denato | Ellie Denato |
 Lee HorsleyNick Denato | Nick Denato |
 Robert EnglundScott | Scott |
 Laurie O'BrienEileen | Eileen |
 Courtney Thorne-SmithRobin | Robin |
 Lindsay ParkerMelissa | Melissa |
 Alfred DennisUncle Vito | Uncle Vito |
| VVera LockwoodRose | Rose |
| MMichael CarvenEtienne | Etienne |
| LLynne CharnayAunt Flo | Aunt Flo |
| JJeb Ellis-BrownRay | Ray |
 Terence CooperGentleman #1 | Gentleman #1 |
| JJohn HamelinDesk Clerk | Desk Clerk |
| HHelaine LembeckJennifer | Jennifer |
| JJim O'MalleyMaitre'd | Maitre'd |
 Frank WelkerFreighter | Freighter |
 Ed WilliamsPriest | Priest |
| OOnochie ChukwurahAfrican Father | African Father |
| MMuni ZanoHead Sherpa | Head Sherpa |
| AAnyavel GlynnRestroom Attendant | Restroom Attendant |
| BBen WrightEdgar | Edgar |