Roland drives a dada art gallery on wheels and attracts more girls than he knows what to do with. Unfortunately, they rarely stick around. Can it be his chicken imitations? His dead animal skulls? His green body make-up? Can a handsome boy who feels like a Martian find happiness with earth girls? And if not, then with who? Or what?
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Harrod BlankRoland | Roland |
| KKevin RatliffLavon | Lavon |
| DDarcy CampbellFranky, The Sensual Materialist | Franky, The Sensual Materialist |
| SSari GoldmanMary Lynn, The Happy Christian | Mary Lynn, The Happy Christian |
| KKatherine WallachFauna, The Forest Savage | Fauna, The Forest Savage |
| MMonica DownerNorma, The Whale-Car Woman | Norma, The Whale-Car Woman |
| KKaren PereyraNorma, The Whale-Car Woman | Norma, The Whale-Car Woman |