Once Upon a Time in a mythical place called Hollywood, a long, long, long time ago in a galaxy not so very far away, a witty group of actors with 38 EMMY Nominations, 3 Academy Award nominations, and 8 Golden Globe nominations, along with 4 Playmates and a Penthouse Pet, came together in a burst of comic frenzy and created imps*.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Linda BlairJamie | Jamie |
 Barbara BossonPam | Pam |
 Georg Stanford BrownCharlie | Charlie |
 Ray BuktenicaBob | Bob |
 Colleen CampYoung Lady | Young Lady |
 John CarradineGentleman | Gentleman |
 Marilyn ChambersSelf | Self |
 Sybil DanningSherry | Sherry |
 Julia DuffyMajorie | Majorie |
 Brodie GreerBert | Bert |
 Squire FridellNewscaster | Newscaster |
| RRich HallAnnouncer | Announcer |
 Deborah HarmonMom | Mom |
 Sunny JohnsonMissy | Missy |
 David L. LanderFritz #1 | Fritz #1 |
 Audrey LandersLola | Lola |
 Kim LankfordWoman | Woman |
| MMeadowlark LemonWillie | Willie |
 Jim McKrellVoice Over Announcer | Voice Over Announcer |
 Michael McKeanFritz #2 | Fritz #2 |
 Ed MarinaroPhil | Phil |
 Diana MuldaurMissus Toni | Missus Toni |
 Barry PearlBob | Bob |
 William SandersonCarl | Carl |
 Peter ScolariPhil | Phil |
 Bob SeagrenFrank | Frank |
 James B. SikkingDracula | Dracula |
 P. J. SolesYoung Lady | Young Lady |
 Wendie Jo SperberMarquesse de Sade | Marquesse de Sade |
| BBryon StewartMohammed | Mohammed |