Failing birthday clown and cam-star Mary wades through the messy world of T4T dating after being voted out from her polycule.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Jasmyn MayMary | Mary |
 Vaila Daisy ScottSophie | Sophie |
| MMelissa Joan CliffordKate | Kate |
 Anushka AbrahamThe New Love | The New Love |
 Ross MilneThe Neighbourly Love | The Neighbourly Love |
 Sasha CornThe Cule Love | The Cule Love |
 Emillia PapadopoulosThe Other Cule Love | The Other Cule Love |
| CClementine JacobsonThe Other Other Cule Love | The Other Other Cule Love |
| FFinn McKenzieThe Old Love | The Old Love |
 Dolly UniverseThe Experimental Love | The Experimental Love |
 Ruin CarrollKate's Mum | Kate's Mum |
 Sid OzalidMary's Dad | Mary's Dad |
 Tung Tung Tung SahurHimself | Himself |