An English high school teacher whose students always play tricks on him because of his Carabao English. He met and fell in love with a fellow teacher, whom he didn't know was engaged to be married. Frustrated and tried to kill himself, his fairy godmother told him he'll just say the phrase "I Love You 3x A Day" if he wants somebody to fall in love with him.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Jimmy SantosWebster Shakespeare Cubangbang | Webster Shakespeare Cubangbang |
 Carmi MartinGrace Samson | Grace Samson |
 Nova VillaSaucy Matukoy | Saucy Matukoy |
 Ruffa GutierrezAgnes Reyes | Agnes Reyes |
 Gelli De BelenDora | Dora |
| CCheenee de LeonGerry Cruz | Gerry Cruz |
| JJigo GarciaMax | Max |
 Keempee de LeonTomas "Tom" Cruz | Tomas "Tom" Cruz |
 Dingdong AvanzadoArchie | Archie |
 Joey de LeonVenus the Fairy Godmother | Venus the Fairy Godmother |
 Phillip SalvadorAfuang | Afuang |
 Vic SottoSecurity Guard | Security Guard |
 Rene RequiestasJanitor | Janitor |
| Phillip SalvadorAfuang the Bounty Hunter | Afuang the Bounty Hunter |
 Julio DíazRaymond | Raymond |
 Jaime FabregasDean Jaime Cabunglaw | Dean Jaime Cabunglaw |