When it's time to wet the baby's head, it's surprising the secrets that emerge...
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Nigel StockArthur Palmer | Arthur Palmer |
 George A. CooperFrank Palmer | Frank Palmer |
 Avril ElgarChristine | Christine |
 Jo RowbottomVal | Val |
| DDaphne SlaterMary | Mary |
 Frank GatliffPhillips | Phillips |
| RRonald ClarkeJohnny | Johnny |
 Michael Graham CoxDavid | David |
| JJohn Scott MartinLandlord | Landlord |
| PPatsy SmartWoman in Bar | Woman in Bar |
| MMatthew ClarkeJanicee | Janicee |
 Elaine DonnellyLouise | Louise |
 Malcolm McFeePeter | Peter |
| EElaine MitchellSusan | Susan |
 Harold GoodwinDennis | Dennis |
 Bert PalmerMr. Jones | Mr. Jones |
| CColin CunninghamMan in Bar | Man in Bar |
| PPenny DixonWaitress | Waitress |
| AAlan LawranceSalvationist | Salvationist |
| HHarry DavisBen | Ben |
 Eric LindsayBarman | Barman |
| FFred HughBarman | Barman |
| EEddie ConnorBarman | Barman |
| RReggie CrossOrganist | Organist |