Misdiagnosed with a terminal illness, a computer nerd dates his hospice worker, while suspecting someone is out to get him.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Ryan MassonEthan Colby | Ethan Colby |
| JJakki JandrellAnnamaria Horkheimer | Annamaria Horkheimer |
 Sally StruthersSister John Bosco | Sister John Bosco |
 Bruce VilanchWalter Precup | Walter Precup |
 Mark Christopher LawrenceSergeant Tinkelbaum | Sergeant Tinkelbaum |
 Nick YoungPolice Chief | Police Chief |
 Jyl KaneshiroSWAT Officer | SWAT Officer |
| DDavid Patrick RainesDoctor Upchuck | Doctor Upchuck |
 Ambar MartinezWaitress | Waitress |
| DDaren ScottMatriarch's Son | Matriarch's Son |
| PPaul ChampyGood Hitman | Good Hitman |
| JJonni GarroPregnant Mom | Pregnant Mom |
| ZZack KingBart Lomax | Bart Lomax |
| MMia MarconBride | Bride |
| DD. Candis PauleSelf | Self |
| CConnor RuckmanYoung Ethan | Young Ethan |
| TThais de Sousa VidalJuliet | Juliet |
| JJason Anthoney WrightDoctor Plymp | Doctor Plymp |