On his way to a Make Poverty History gig in Scotland, Bob Geldof is accidentally stranded by an incompetent chauffeur in a run-down motel in Northern England. To his horror, he discovers a lookalike contest is taking place, and no-one will believe he is the real Bob Geldof. Just when he thinks things can't get any worse, he discovers he may not be the only Bob Geldof in the room... Written by Linda Boulie
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Bob GeldofBob | Bob |
 David BamberBob Geldof Lookalike | Bob Geldof Lookalike |
 Brian ConleyThe Compere | The Compere |
 Claire RushbrookBarmaid/Patsy Cline Lookalike | Barmaid/Patsy Cline Lookalike |
 Maxine PeakeMarilyn Monroe Lookalike/Compere's Assistant | Marilyn Monroe Lookalike/Compere's Assistant |
 Trevor CooperPope John Paul II Lookalike/Cabbie | Pope John Paul II Lookalike/Cabbie |
 Struan RodgerLocal | Local |
| GGareth CorkeBeggar | Beggar |
| AAnne BeachRegistration Lady | Registration Lady |
| SSteve ElsonMick Jagger Lookalike | Mick Jagger Lookalike |
| PPeter DunwellLimo Driver | Limo Driver |
| RRay JohnsonElton John Lookalike | Elton John Lookalike |