In this short spoof on the mob genre, two 'could be' mob-types walk into a restaurant and discuss 'business.' But they do so in such non-committal terms it becomes a verbal joust with comedic turns and rhyme schemes, leaving the audience guessing: 'are these guys for real?'
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Joe ForbrichEugene | Eugene |
 Vincent PastoreGene | Gene |
 Mickey SumnerColleen | Colleen |
| EErin Mairead O'KaneWoman at Table | Woman at Table |
| GGil QuitoMan at Register | Man at Register |