While defending her family’s historic plantation from destruction, Charlotte, a reclusive Southern-belle spinster, calls for help from her cousin Melanie, but Melanie's arrival sparks a chain of melodramatic events that send Charlotte into madness.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| MMatthew MartinCharlotte | Charlotte |
 Mink StoleVelma | Velma |
 Jason StuartMr. Wills | Mr. Wills |
 David MillbernDr. Drew | Dr. Drew |
 Varla Jean MermanMelanie, Stan | Melanie, Stan |
 Honey MahoganyTrudy | Trudy |
 HeklinaMrs. Bates | Mrs. Bates |
 Raja GeminiReporter | Reporter |
 Jeffrey Patrick OlsonSheriff Luke Skywalker | Sheriff Luke Skywalker |
 Jesse PepeJohn Mayhem | John Mayhem |
| MMike FinnBig Daddy | Big Daddy |
| MMark SargentJewel Mayhem | Jewel Mayhem |
| JJ. Conrad FrankMildred | Mildred |
| RRon Herman SymanskyGloria | Gloria |
| EElizabeth CliftBirdie | Birdie |
| JJ.A. ValentineParty Guest | Party Guest |