A burned-out detective and his rookie partner crack open a decades-cold case tied to a slippery kingpin known only as Humpty Dumpty.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Danny DiTorriceDetective Phil Noir | Detective Phil Noir |
| KKay VermeilDetective Jennifer Zee | Detective Jennifer Zee |
| GGehrig Campbell-DempseyHumpty Dumpty (body)/Liquor Store Guy | Humpty Dumpty (body)/Liquor Store Guy |
 Zack HosseiniHumpty Dumpty (voice) | Humpty Dumpty (voice) |
| NNoah CollinsThe Other Guy | The Other Guy |
| RRayce LopezFan-nibal Lector | Fan-nibal Lector |
| FFiona Rose StaytonSmitten Sketch Artist | Smitten Sketch Artist |