Half human, half chimpanzee. 100% abomination.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Sean GunnHumanzee | Humanzee |
 James GunnJames | James |
 Valentine MieleVal | Val |
 Mikaela HooverMargo | Margo |
 Mackenzie FirgensPenny | Penny |
 Michael RookerPriest | Priest |
 Joe FriaDude | Dude |
| MMatt GunnNice Guy | Nice Guy |
| BBen SimonettiMailman | Mailman |
| CCamille CothronSexy Girl | Sexy Girl |
 Carla HarveyHot Girl | Hot Girl |
 Ryan TurekNot listed | Not listed |
 Michelle GunnPeanut Butter Girl | Peanut Butter Girl |
| DDan WalkerPartier | Partier |
| TTammy SuttonPartier | Partier |
| TTabitha CaldwellNot listed | Not listed |
 Jenna HazeBikini Girl | Bikini Girl |