A sheltered young loser goes on the worst blind date ever when he and his date must cover up the accidental murder of a crooked cop.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Ice-TNarrator | Narrator |
| CChadwick HopsonChad Bradley | Chad Bradley |
 Christina MosesMaria Walker | Maria Walker |
| BBrian FlaccusEddie Better | Eddie Better |
| GGillian GreenEllie | Ellie |
 Alaina LaethemRebecca the Waitress | Rebecca the Waitress |
 Jonathan KehoeOfficer Ron Johnston | Officer Ron Johnston |
| EEden MalynTisha | Tisha |
| TTamara PerryJules | Jules |
 Juliette Hing-LeeBernadette | Bernadette |
| CCale EppsAgent Hughes | Agent Hughes |