A host teaches the world to make crackers.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| MMichael C. StettesCrackers Host | Crackers Host |
| BBarry Alexander HessonThe True Homeowner | The True Homeowner |
 Bob RoseBob The Camera Guy | Bob The Camera Guy |
| VVictor AcordNipple DeSlurple | Nipple DeSlurple |