
A feature length film revolving around Martin Creed's childhood memories. A little boy growing up, seen through the eyes and hair of a young woman. A coming-of-age story told in episodes from conception through the very earliest moments of infanthood to high school, art education and first love. An interwoven story of clothes moves up the body from socks and shoes to trousers and hats. Along the way some various helpful guides to side of life are offered in the form of chapters on "The Trouser Problem" and "What Are Moustaches For?". Based on a true story, memories were filmed in the places where they happened, including Lenzie Academy, Glasgow, where current-day students of the school perform in scenes from their of bullying, misbehaviour and sports. Other, dreamlike acts were filmed in an odd admixture of locations including Las Vegas, USA, and Ascoli Piceno, Italy. John McEnroe features in one fantastical scene on a Malibu tennis court.
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| LLaurie LuxeNot listed | Not listed |
| SSita PieracciniNot listed | Not listed |
| LLorena RandiNot listed | Not listed |
| WWilliam ForestNot listed | Not listed |
| CCyril RabbathNot listed | Not listed |
| MMartin CreedNot listed | Not listed |
| DDelphine GaboritNot listed | Not listed |
| LLuigi RandiNot listed | Not listed |
| RRafael SchiltNot listed | Not listed |
| KKerry BigginNot listed | Not listed |
| IIsis ClooneyNot listed | Not listed |
| AAlessandor EarnestNot listed | Not listed |
| SSonny Jones RandiNot listed | Not listed |
| AAscoli PicenoNot listed | Not listed |
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