After his life falls apart, FREDDIE decides he must turn to crime to survive. With no criminal knowledge he decides to hire Bainbridge, a professional crime coach.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| SSam MasseyBainbridge | Bainbridge |
 Phillip WeddellFreddie | Freddie |
 Joerg StadlerKenneth | Kenneth |
| AAudrey HoltGrandma | Grandma |
 Gideon TurnerFrank | Frank |
| JJohn FrickerBruno | Bruno |
| ZZoe RichardsAngelique | Angelique |
 Ed ColemanClark | Clark |
| CChristopher HogbenJed | Jed |
 Louise HoughtonJessica | Jessica |
 Stephen ChanceThe Vicar | The Vicar |
| SSally ConnellyNicole | Nicole |
| AAndrew HowieFarmer Peabody | Farmer Peabody |
 Rob LeethamCar Driver | Car Driver |
| DDiane LloydLady Hogglesworth | Lady Hogglesworth |
| SSteve McCartenIrish Assassin | Irish Assassin |
| FFrank MullinArthur Black | Arthur Black |
| CCraig RogersHugo | Hugo |
| JJames StanyerGary | Gary |
| JJeff StewartFreddie's Boss | Freddie's Boss |