As Scotland doesn't have a Eurovision entry of its own, brothers Conor and Tommy Reilly try to sneak into the competition by entering for San Marino.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| CConor ReillySelf | Self |
| TTommy ReillySelf | Self |
| MMark BignellSelf | Self |
| AAllesandro ColiSelf | Self |
| MMimmo PaganelliSelf | Self |
| DDenny MontesiSelf | Self |
| NNabukSelf | Self |
| FFederico Pedini AmatiSelf | Self |
 John BallardSelf | Self |
| MMichael CassidySelf | Self |