Sardonic Cynthia walks us through a play-by- play of a recent "squicky" date, requiring her to confront some uncomfortable truths.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Jon BassMan | Man |
 Kate HamiltonCynthia | Cynthia |
 Francesca BlanchardCynthia Stand-In | Cynthia Stand-In |
 Tammy DahlstromNice Lady | Nice Lady |
| YYenny GarcíaServer | Server |