 Toni ColletteKath | Kath |
 Daniel CraigRonald Blanche | Ronald Blanche |
 Katrin CartlidgeCora Blanche | Cora Blanche |
 Stephen TompkinsonDezmond Blanche | Dezmond Blanche |
 Hugh O'ConorStanley Smith | Stanley Smith |
 Helen McCroryLorna Bull | Lorna Bull |
 Peter VaughanMorton Blanche | Morton Blanche |
 Joerg StadlerSergei Gorgomov | Sergei Gorgomov |
| CClaire CathcartLorraine Bull | Lorraine Bull |
| JJohn BoswallBellboy | Bellboy |
 Toby JonesKitchen boy | Kitchen boy |
 Dan HildebrandWaiter | Waiter |
| NNadine LeonardChambermaid | Chambermaid |
| LLen HibberdFisherman | Fisherman |
 Imogen ClaireImage & Voice of Mrs Blanche | Image & Voice of Mrs Blanche |
 Stanley KayeMr. Lyme | Mr. Lyme |
| PPatrick BloomfieldPatrick Colonic | Patrick Colonic |
| RRuby BuchananRuby Colonic | Ruby Colonic |
| DDavid da SilvaDavid da Gigolo | David da Gigolo |
| DDorothy FeakinsDorothy Teenage | Dorothy Teenage |
| NNorman FeakinsNorman Teenage | Norman Teenage |
| KKaren SchneiderKaren Thin | Karen Thin |
 Salo GardnerSalo Thin | Salo Thin |
| BBruce GrahamMaster Bruce Dysfunctional | Master Bruce Dysfunctional |
| GGeoff EvansMr. Geoff Dysfunctional | Mr. Geoff Dysfunctional |
| CCicely BlalockMrs. Cicely Dysfunctional | Mrs. Cicely Dysfunctional |
