| JJill MillerSharon | Sharon |
 Gwen SomersYvonne Wayne | Yvonne Wayne |
| TTrevor LovellSven | Sven |
 Jon BriddellMick | Mick |
| KKimberly St. JohnCarrie | Carrie |
| RRenee StewardMartin | Martin |
| RRandall St. GeorgeObadiah | Obadiah |
 John GilbertZebediah | Zebediah |
| LLynne HatcherMarian | Marian |
| FForrest G. WoodMatt the Mayor | Matt the Mayor |
| JJoe BabickiSelf-Serve Ted | Self-Serve Ted |
| SSkip BelyeaBancroft Hutchenreuther | Bancroft Hutchenreuther |
| BBill BlumFrank 'Press' Miller | Frank 'Press' Miller |
| CCatherine BrewtonNurse Lydia | Nurse Lydia |
 Paul LeClairPepe the Fisherman | Pepe the Fisherman |
 Ed HerbstmanD.J. | D.J. |
| RRobyn LewisManicurist Ruby | Manicurist Ruby |
| RRobert CianciminoBig F-ing Deal Desk Cop | Big F-ing Deal Desk Cop |
| GGregory AlbaneseEnginer(as Greg Albanese) | Enginer(as Greg Albanese) |
| JJohn Michael VaughnKen the Mailman(as john Michael Vaughn) | Ken the Mailman(as john Michael Vaughn) |
| GGaelle ComparatTeddi | Teddi |
| LLindsey Nicole BrooksTiffany(as Lindsay Brooks) | Tiffany(as Lindsay Brooks) |
| TTino JordanTowel Boy/ Receptionist | Towel Boy/ Receptionist |
| HHannah YeskOn Her Bike Stevie | On Her Bike Stevie |
| JJonathan BlumRunning Man | Running Man |
| JJennifer MarksFemale Worker | Female Worker |
| EEric BlumMale Worker | Male Worker |
| JJean MannWax Woman 1 | Wax Woman 1 |
| LLori DowlingWax Woman 2 | Wax Woman 2 |
| SSindy TennesZombie Assistant | Zombie Assistant |