A jilted woman and her friends end up with a 35-carat blood diamond during Diwali, but when it goes missing, they must find it before they get their eyes scooped out by a homicidal maniac.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Melanie ChandraMel | Mel |
 Surina JindalSurina | Surina |
 Punam PatelSheila | Sheila |
 Kunal DudhekerSanjay | Sanjay |
 Desmond ChiamDaniel Li | Daniel Li |
 Richa Shukla MoorjaniKavita | Kavita |
 Kal PennKal Penn | Kal Penn |
 Tituss BurgessTituss Burgess | Tituss Burgess |
 Chris ParnellMike | Mike |
 Nik DodaniAmeet | Ameet |
 Ritesh RajanRishi | Rishi |
 Chris GeerePercy Perkins | Percy Perkins |
| AAnita ChandwaneyParveen Auntie | Parveen Auntie |
 Ty FanningJerry | Jerry |
 Lilly SinghLilly Singh | Lilly Singh |
| MMelanie KannokadaMelanie | Melanie |
 Roni AkuratiVivek | Vivek |
 Anish JethmalaniShopkeeper | Shopkeeper |
 Ravi PatelPravin Mittal | Pravin Mittal |
 Aparna NancherlaLena Mittal | Lena Mittal |
 Sonny BhattDJ | DJ |
 Kavi RazGilpreet | Gilpreet |
 Jessie PrezSecurity Guard | Security Guard |
| SShrini ShahSweatshop Worker | Sweatshop Worker |
| TTim MetzlerWhite Guy | White Guy |
| JJesse BhamrahRahul | Rahul |