After being robbed for the third time, roommates hire the ultimate "Home Security," a ninja. Eventually the ninja becomes too comfortable and makes one of the roommates question his sexuality, at which point he has to be let go. "Don't worry, he'll find his way."
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Adam BrodyGreg | Greg |
| SSarah Faith D'AgostinoKelly | Kelly |
 Brooke D'OrsayLisa | Lisa |
 Bret HarrisonMike | Mike |
 Butch KleinDancer | Dancer |
| VVictor TomasinoNinja | Ninja |