Nurse and con artist Belle Haimes lives with her dull-witted husband Rex Haimes in the Hart Mansion in British Columbia. There, she cares for the invalid 103 year old Slim Hart, aka Pappy, and his comatose wife Minnie. Fed up with her job, Belle plots the death of old Mrs. Hart and the kidnapping of Old Pappy, but things don't go quite according to plan.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Valri BromfieldBelle Haimes | Belle Haimes |
 Stephen E. MillerRex Haimes | Rex Haimes |
| DDeanne HenrySelma Dodge | Selma Dodge |
 Martin MullCarson Boundy | Carson Boundy |
 Eric ChristmasMartin Hart | Martin Hart |
| TTed StidderArt Hart | Art Hart |
 Leslie NielsenSheriff Nashville Schwartz | Sheriff Nashville Schwartz |
| JJoe AustinSlim Hart | Slim Hart |
 Enid SaundersMinnie Hart | Minnie Hart |
| LLeslie JonesNight Nurse | Night Nurse |
| DDana Still2nd Blind Man | 2nd Blind Man |
 Jeni Le GonWanda Fuch | Wanda Fuch |
 Jackson DaviesMinister At Funeral | Minister At Funeral |
 Hagan BeggsGravedigger | Gravedigger |
| MMarc BourrelChester Nimms | Chester Nimms |
| JJoe SalaNun | Nun |
 Mark AchesonCafe Customer | Cafe Customer |
 Adrien DorvalDeputy Worse | Deputy Worse |
| JJeannette LewisMillie | Millie |
 Ian TraceyPunk Kid | Punk Kid |
| SSimon WebbJustice of the Peace | Justice of the Peace |
 Janet WrightJ.P.'s Wife | J.P.'s Wife |
 Gentry BromfieldBilly | Billy |