The village of Kilcoulins Leap was once a thriving spa town, and was home to a famous Holy Well, but now offers little by way of employment for its people, and its decline seems inexorable. When local Postie, Podger Byrnes, comes up with a plan to hijack a consignment of Viagra, and sell it on the open market in Amsterdam, his friends are desperate enough to try it. Not counting on the muscular response of Viagra's makers, the boys panic and hide the lorry load of Viagra down the town's Holy Well.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 John LynchTom Gaffney | Tom Gaffney |
| CCornelius ClarkePodger Byrnes | Podger Byrnes |
 Lochlann Ó MearáinDonal O'Connell | Donal O'Connell |
 Cian BarrySean Casey | Sean Casey |
 Susan LynchGeraldine Gaffney | Geraldine Gaffney |
 Deirdre MullinsKate Mulvey | Kate Mulvey |
 Linda HamiltonCory Williams | Cory Williams |
 Tommy Lister Jr.SixPac Jordan | SixPac Jordan |
 Stanley TownsendInspector Brian Hogan | Inspector Brian Hogan |
 Angeline BallPC Anne Mooney | PC Anne Mooney |
| RRay CallaghanUncle Tim | Uncle Tim |
 Frank DunneOld Ned Lynch | Old Ned Lynch |
 Dermot CrowleyFather Grogan | Father Grogan |
 Pascal ScottMihal Casey | Mihal Casey |
| MMarianne MarchSheila Casey | Sheila Casey |
 Lisa CataraKimberley Lopez | Kimberley Lopez |
| DDara ClearPat | Pat |
 Conor MoloneyMike | Mike |
 Veronica QuilliganFrannie O'Dea | Frannie O'Dea |
| CChrissie CotterillMrs. Skelly | Mrs. Skelly |
 Adam AstillBrendan Doyle | Brendan Doyle |
 Tyne RafaeliEmily Murray | Emily Murray |
 Kevin MooreAuctioneer | Auctioneer |
 Christopher DunneDick the Dispatch | Dick the Dispatch |
 John SheahanPC Powers | PC Powers |
| BBill LuscombeThe Farmer | The Farmer |