An ambitious filmmaker sets out to make an avant-garde film but soon learns the only way he can secure financing is if he shows Jessica Hahn's breasts. Also, two old women are magically transformed into young starlets.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Imogene CocaRoxy | Roxy |
 Jessica HahnEsther | Esther |
 Julie StrainDora | Dora |
| MMorton Downey, Jr.Carlton | Carlton |
 Phyllis CoatesOld Dora | Old Dora |
 Sally KempOld Ester | Old Ester |
| MMarlon HoffmanRabbi Son-Moon | Rabbi Son-Moon |
 Sherrie RoseBridgette | Bridgette |
| LLori KrebsLori | Lori |
 Paul CoufosNeil | Neil |
 Jeffrey AschLuigi Tomato | Luigi Tomato |