A very successful stock broker is called to court to testify against a mob boss who was into some inside trading. Andrew Morenski must become Max Hauser and go back to high school for protection from the mob.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Jon CryerAndrew Morenski / Max Hauser | Andrew Morenski / Max Hauser |
 Keith CooganPatrick Morenski | Patrick Morenski |
 Annabeth GishRyan Campbell | Ryan Campbell |
 Tim QuillKevin O'Roarke | Kevin O'Roarke |
 Oliver CottonHit-Man | Hit-Man |
 John SpencerBakey | Bakey |
| GGretchen CryerLucy Morenski | Lucy Morenski |
 Anne PitoniakGrandma Jennie Morenski | Grandma Jennie Morenski |
 Jack GilpinDr. Gusick | Dr. Gusick |
 Lou WalkerEzzard Williams | Ezzard Williams |
 Joy BeharGertrude | Gertrude |
 Nancy FishMrs. Billings | Mrs. Billings |
 Ned EisenbergRodriguez | Rodriguez |
| CClaude BrooksClinton | Clinton |
 Marita GeraghtyJanie Rooney | Janie Rooney |
 Beth EhlersChloe | Chloe |
 Warren KeithBreech | Breech |
 Richard PortnowMr. Lessig | Mr. Lessig |