Ernest finds his old family album in the attic and discusses his family members from the album to his neighbor, Vern.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Jim VarneyErnest P. Worrell | Ernest P. Worrell |
| DDavid LandonThe Colonel | The Colonel |
 Bruce ArntsonDutch | Dutch |
 Mac BennettRico | Rico |
| FFrieda BauerAunt Ruth | Aunt Ruth |
| AAllen GregoryMistake | Mistake |
| MMac PirkleKowalski | Kowalski |
| CCharlie LambThe Dealer | The Dealer |