A hapless young man attempts to return a lost wallet to a woman as she ventures through the city of San Fransisco.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Rian JohnsonThe Whacky Protagonist | The Whacky Protagonist |
 Steve YedlinHimself | Himself |
| AAkemi ShimbashiDream Girl #1 | Dream Girl #1 |
| SShari RosenblumDream Girl #2 | Dream Girl #2 |
| AAaron JohnsonThe Bumbling Thief | The Bumbling Thief |
| KKyle NakamuraThe Menacing Boyfriend | The Menacing Boyfriend |