The antics in a boarding house/nursing home run by mean Miss Victor (Betty Mitchell). Motley crew includes a heavily made-up dying man Mr. Griffin, who’s a vampire, a lead Virgil and an ailing beauty Emily who is attended to by lesbian nurse Candy Samples.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Michael PatakiVirgil (as Caleb Goodman) | Virgil (as Caleb Goodman) |
 Becky SharpeMarylou (as Becky Pearlman) | Marylou (as Becky Pearlman) |
| CClair ThomasNot listed | Not listed |
 Antoinette MaynardNot listed | Not listed |
 Sandra GouldNot listed | Not listed |
| RRosalyn CoplandNot listed | Not listed |
| SSharon DeMilleNot listed | Not listed |