Joe the Burglar explains how he goes about his job for the benefit of the audience, providing a lesson in how to avoid being broken into.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 John SalewJoe the Burglar | Joe the Burglar |
 Michael BalfourCharlie | Charlie |
 Mabel ConstandurosElderly Wife | Elderly Wife |
 Norman MacOwanElderly Husband | Elderly Husband |
 Russell WatersBrander | Brander |
| HHenry WolstonReceiver | Receiver |