Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie
Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie2025
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Scrappy documentary about a band that flew too close to the sun to make it really big. Albany, NY's Blotto rose from the ashes of the Star-Spangled Washboard Band and scored an unlikely hit with I Wanna Be A Lifeguard in the early 80's thanks in part to getting airplay on MTV when the network launched August 1, 1981. The film follows their struggles to land a major label deal despite huge success with touring and releasing their own EPs and Albums. First-time director Rob Lichter (aka Bert Blotto) puts together a funny, heart-felt portrait of the musical pranksters that is sometimes heartbreaking despite all the laughs.
DirectorRob Lichter
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| PPaul JossmanBowtie Blotto | Bowtie Blotto |
| BBill PolchinskiBroadway Blotto | Broadway Blotto |
| KKeith StephensonCheese Blotto | Cheese Blotto |
| GGreg HaymesSergeant Blotto (aka Sarge) | Sergeant Blotto (aka Sarge) |
| PPaul RappLee Harvey Blotto | Lee Harvey Blotto |
| HHelena BinderBlanche Blotto | Blanche Blotto |
| DDavid MaswickChevrolet Blotto | Chevrolet Blotto |
| MMike KelleySelf | Self |
| SSteve DaviesSelf | Self |
 Martha QuinnSelf | Self |
 Donald RoeserSelf | Self |
 Jackie MartlingSelf | Self |
| BBob BuchmannSelf | Self |
| LLiz BishopSelf | Self |
| MMartin BenjaminSelf | Self |
| JJohn DannisonSelf | Self |
| TTom GlisermanSelf | Self |
| LLou BrutusSelf | Self |
| PPaul PetroskeySelf | Self |
| JJim FurlongSelf | Self |
| VVinnie BirbigliaSelf | Self |
| PPeter FrancesSelf | Self |
| SStan BeinsteinSelf | Self |
| GGreg BellSelf | Self |
| TTony WolfSelf | Self |