Gentle Colin 'Col' Lawes happily lead a quiet life, running a news agency with his soiled-rotten wife Sandra and playing competition darts in the Atletic Arms team. Colin catches her committing adultery with team captain Geoff, a cop, who pretends Colin abused her. Col is thrown off the team just after it qualified for the league finals in Blackpool. He decides to travel there alone, hoping to win her back.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Michael SheenColin | Colin |
 Mark AddyRon | Ron |
 Eric BristowThe Crafty Cockney | The Crafty Cockney |
 Russ BrayDarts Announcer | Darts Announcer |
 Jim CarterGeoff | Geoff |
 Celia ImrieSonja | Sonja |
 Mark StrongIan | Ian |
 Phillipa PeakSarah | Sarah |
| JJane RobbinsSandra | Sandra |
 Ruth JonesMandy | Mandy |
 Paul ShaneZippy | Zippy |
 Alan WilliamsDeno | Deno |
 James CordenShady | Shady |
 Joe DempsieCraig | Craig |
 Rupert ProcterTrevor | Trevor |
 Rob JarvisBob Derby | Bob Derby |
 Bill RodgersDennis | Dennis |
| KKate RusbyHerself | Herself |
| SSilas-Paul SimpsonAndy | Andy |
| RRussell HayesRuss | Russ |
| PPaul SlackMick | Mick |
 Emily AstonService Station Waitress | Service Station Waitress |
 Paul PopplewellGulliver's Kingdom Soldier (uncredited) | Gulliver's Kingdom Soldier (uncredited) |
| JJade RhodesEbony | Ebony |
 Raymond WaringForest Man | Forest Man |
| RRomy BaskervilleTroupe Leader | Troupe Leader |
| TTony Monroe"Nessun Dorma" Manager | "Nessun Dorma" Manager |
| MMargaret Blakemore"Nessun Dorma" Barmaid | "Nessun Dorma" Barmaid |
| JJason HamerMotorbike Salesman | Motorbike Salesman |
| MMel GibsonCoach Driver | Coach Driver |