Two inept private investigators must find the missing heiress of the McAngus Castle or else her inheritance goes to her evil uncle.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Britt MorganLady McAngus | Lady McAngus |
 BrittanyPatty McTavish / NonSex | Patty McTavish / NonSex |
 CelesteLorna Doone | Lorna Doone |
 MysticaSlick Chick | Slick Chick |
 Nicole LondonJoan McTavish / NonSex | Joan McTavish / NonSex |
 Sahara SandsNurse | Nurse |
 Jonathan MorganSam Flywheel / NonSex | Sam Flywheel / NonSex |
 Marc WalliceBenson | Benson |
 Randy SpearsEarl McAngus | Earl McAngus |
 Ron JeremyDr. Heimlich / NonSex | Dr. Heimlich / NonSex |
 Steve HatcherCongo (as Jake Williams) / NonSex | Congo (as Jake Williams) / NonSex |
 Steven St. CroixRoscoe Wagstaff | Roscoe Wagstaff |
 T.T. BoyAlbert Frankenstein | Albert Frankenstein |
 Woody LongMcFleecem | McFleecem |